wow: angry people on the internet pretending to be elves
dead rising: zombie photography (alternatively, black friday shopping simulator)
see with my taste in games i can’t do this properly
Harvest Moon games are about being a farmer. Animal Crossing is similar, but without the excitement of farming, also it is about paying off your mortgage. Ace Attorney games are about lawyers.
pokemon: cataloguing animals for a scientist who has already catalogued them and is giving you busywork when you, as a young child or teenager, should be doing schoolwork
twilight princess: people mock your mutism. a lot.
Fallout: wandering around in a nuclear wasteland, reselling pieces of junk.
BanjoKazooie: A bear and a bird go on a collect-a-thon.
Earthbound: Travel around the world finding songs and beating up small animals.Katamari: Your father is the most judgmental being in the cosmos and nothing you do is good enough. And you roll a ball around.
Silent Hill: All the doors are locked and shit gets rusty.
Infamous series: You are given complete control over electricity and spend the entire game being somones bitch only to have everyone you ever trusted betray you or die by your own hands because you are a stupid dick and what time you don’t spend getting fucked over you will spend on your arse because everyone in the city has better powers that you, also blast shards. Mass effect Series: you fight across three games making bonds and experiencing amazing settings and brilliant combat, then you get killed by a judgmental ghost kid. Then end.
